The Confederacy of The Oi is a huge, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 579 million Oians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Brookfield. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Oian economy, worth 34.5 trillion Oian Lire a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,550 Oian Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, the cycle of extinction and rebirth is never ending, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Oi's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Oi is ranked 119,126^th in the world and 2,537^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 13.4 flags saluted per person per day.